Lawyer says big-breasted paralegal distracting jury

Chicago - A Chicago lawyer has accused his opponent’s young, big-breasted assistant of distracting the jury in a small claims case and asked the judge that she sit away from the counsel’s table in the courtroom. “Personally, I like large breasts,” Thomas Gooch reportedly told the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin. “However, I object to somebody I don’t think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table, when there’s already two lawyers there, dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.” He said his opponent had purposely seated the attractive woman at the attorney’s table to call attention from the “relevant proceedings.” The case involves a used-car dispute.  More